Kirk's movies and music links page
| Music (samples) You can buy my CD "The Man with the Guitar" to get all the children's songs. All the songs are also available for purchase on Napster, Rhapsody, iTunes, eMusic, and a few others! | Movies (most of these(and a few others) are available on YouTube - but without the outtakes and deleted you can find here) |
| The Cheese Song (2003) mp3 (2006) mp3 (Catchy and singable -- you'll have it in your head for hours) | When the Pumpkins Arrived (2003) (attack of the killer tomatoes parody) movie |
| If You're Happy and You Know it (2006) mp3 (You know you want to clap your hands!) | When the Pumpkins Returned (2004) (the village parody) movie - outtakes - deleted scenes |
| The Muffin Man (2006) mp3 (Can you find the three-part harmony?) | "3" (24 parody) (the third pumpkin movie) (2005) movie - outtakes - deleted scenes |
| Old MacDonald (2006) mp3 (I kept running out of breath!) | "Tossed" (Lost parody)("the fourth movie in the pumpkin trilogy")(2006) movie - outtakes |
| Don't Brush Your Teeth While You're Driving (2006) mp3 (Inspired by a real news story) | The Failed Survivor Audition (I really submitted it) (2005) video |
| Marching Around the Room (2006) mp3 (I wrote this one on the fly to get kid's attention) | The Second Failed Survivor Audition (I guess I should try something completely different) (2006) video |
| B-I-N-G-O (2006) mp3 (Don't accidentally say the letters when you're not supposed to!) | Disappearing Dad (2005) short |
| Help Me (Psalm 88) (2006) mp3 (This is a song of anguish -- inspired by Psalm 88 -- it's not a children's song) | The Turkey's Revenge (2005) movie - outtakes and deleted scenes |
| Head Snoulders Knees and Toes (2006) mp3 (I missed saying one "and" late in the song) | Sabbatical (2006) I gave up church for Lent! Here''s the documentary video |
| I'm a Little Teapot (2006) mp3 (I think the "Whistle whistle whistle part is mine) | "Communion" (2006) Home-grown commercial inspired by the UCC's "God is still speaking" commercials. video |
| Brushing Your Teeth (2006) mp3 (Inspired by a group of children with bad breath) | "50 Years" (2006) Live version of the unofficial and unrecognized song to celebrate the UCC's 50th anniversary .video |
| Hole in the Bottom of the Sea (2006) mp3 (Can you sing it this fast?) | "The Cheese Song" live! (2007) - Just like at a campfire -- but without the studio-version harmonies! video |
| I Always Go Potty in the Toilet (2006) mp3 (Very short -- Cassie and I sang this years ago for our kids) | The Cicada Chef (2007) - I actually prepared, cooked and ate magicicadas -- here's the proof (features "I Like Cicadas") video |
| Change Your Diaper (2006) mp3 (I used to sing this while I changed my children's diapers) | The Man With the Guitar: Flush the Toilet Every Time (2008) - Episode one -- featuring a song every child should memorize! video |
| Flush the Toilet Every Time (2006) mp3 (I think I still need to sing this one at home) | The Man With the Guitar: A Square Has Four Corners (2008) - Episode two -- learning shapes wth the man with the guitar. video |
| I've Been Working on the Railroad (2006) mp3 (What does this song mean?) | The Man With the Guitar: Twinkle/ABC/Baa Baa - LIve! (2008) - A fun musical take on three similar children's classics video |
| London Bridge (2006) mp3 (with verses you may not know) | The Man With the Guitar: Marching Around the Room (2008) - A great way to keep children from running all over the place! youtube video |
| Dress Up Contest (2006) mp3 (I sang this one with my children to help them to get ready) | The Man With the Guitar: Jungle Bells (Bo Diddley style) (2008) - Merry Christmas fun youtube viceo |
| Seek Justice (2006) mp3 (Inspired by Micah 6:8 and a trip to Biloxi, Mississippi in 2004) | "Immerse Yourself" (2009) A 'sort of subterranean' music video celebrating the UCC's 'immerse yourself' photo project. video |
| Mary Had a Little Lamb (2006) mp3 (I learned all the verses from a preschool teacher) | Matthew's Astounding Products Commercials Kablooie Stick - Duck Stopper |
| Pop Goes the Weasel (2006) mp3 (I think the inspiration for this one came from a Teletubbies episode.) | |
| Jumping (2006) mp3 (This one came out after singing "Marching aroud the Room" once. It's really hard to say the word well, but thankfully people are jumping and laughing and not paying close attention to the enunciation!) | |
| Shoo Fly (2006) mp3 (From the 1800's!) | |
| A Square Has Four Corners (2006) mp3 (An educational one! If you memorize the song, you'll know how many sides the shapes in it have.) | |
| This Old Man (2006) mp3 (Rock 'n Roll style) | |
| The Wheels on the Bus (2006) mp3 (A special verse with training for Daddies) | |
| The Itsy Bitsy Spider (2006) mp3 (with a twist!) | |
| The Snakes are on the Plane (2006) mp3 (Pretty cheesy hard rock song that didn't win the"Snakes on a Plane" contest -- During the short-lived "snakes" mania, it was on a Q101 iMix too!) | |
| Twinkle - ABC - Baa Baa (2006) mp3 (All three songs are similar -- so why not have fun with it!) | |
| "The Man with the Guitar" theme (2006 - Full version!) mp3 (for the new video series, 'The Man with the Guitar) | |
| I Like Cicadas (2007) mp3 - For sale on napster , rhapsody, emusic and itunes etc(lite-punkish rock celebration of the 17-year cicadas) | |
| 50 Years (2006) mp3 - For sale now on napster, rhapsody, emusic and itunes. (A bouncy, fun song to help celebrate the 50th anniversary of the United Church of Christ) | |
| My Boat is Floatin' (2007) mp3 - For sale on napster, rhapsody, emusic and itunes (Sountrack song for Intron Films "Wooden Boat Show 2007" documentary and other upcoming projects.) |